What can you do with a puddle?
This list contains the 26 uses I came up for a “puddle” in 5 minutes when doing Exercise 3 from the post 8 Steps to Make Any Story Funnier
Uses for a puddle:
- Swimming bath for birds
- Foot bath for the poor
- A place to wash your toes
- A place to drown a rat
- Tiny ocean for ants
- Making an ant tsunami
<Here I thought “This exercise is getting really difficult!>
- Collecting rainwater
- Jumping in
- Swimming pool for the poor
- Reservoir for the really thirsty
- Mirror for checking make-up when drunk in the gutter
- Cleaning shoes
- Making a splish, splash sound
- For moving hand in while chatting to someone (like people do in pool when being flirty)
- Washing your dog really badly
- Scaring cats
- Belly flop
- Wetting pedestrians with a car
- Driving past in a lorry for a low-budget tsunami simulator
<Here I thought “This exercise is getting really difficult!” again>
- Jumping over practice
- Teaching a horse to jump water
- Throwing your rubbish in
- Keeping rescued sea birds
- Floating small boats
- Trying to float toy submarine
- Testing your wet suit one limb at a time
If this makes no sense to you, it shouldn’t! Read the post 8 Steps to Make Any Story Funnier.